Saturday, April 20, 2019

Kong Sacrifice Backfires

 The village Chief’s son had the honor of presenting the sacrificial offering to King Kong. He laughed as she screamed for help. He arrogantly spoke in his native language “No one can here you white skinned whore! Kong will devour your flesh! He prefers his sacrifices naked, perhaps we should remove your clothing before he arrives… Showoff that naked white skin!” ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!! The natives trembled and scattered away, leaving the prince and the sacrifice alone on the cliff.
Kong arrived to find the village prince shaking nervously before him, while the sacrifice screamed at the top of her lungs! Then, the prince started screaming in terror as the apes giant hand reached for him instead! Kong sniffed at the native hanging from his clutch… He made a disapproving grunt, snatched off the mans grass skirt, and devoured him completely naked!

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