Saturday, April 20, 2019

What A Catch


Marvin (one of the many magical creatures whom service the King of the sea) took notice of a beautiful female human at the beach. Gosh he wished he could just run over and talk to her. However he also took notice of her abusive boyfriend… As he observed the humans from the water, a shark happened to swim by. “Does something catch your eye?” the shark asked in a sinister manner. Marvin replied uncaring “Not that a shark would understand, but that female human has a sort of glow”. The shark was not surprised, knowing dolphins seem to share some bond with humans. They watched as the couple argued, ending in her boyfriend slapping her across the face. The male human yelled “You better have that face fixed before you get in!” and entered the water. The shark took notice of Marvin’s anger, and offered “Well if theres one thing I know, humans get humiliated when theyre naked– especially males. It seems to weaken their pride to have the "private areas” exposed. Strip off the male human’s shorts, and leave the rest to me…“ Marvin was unsure of this.. striking a deal with a shark?…Knowing that his true intentions are most likely to get an easy meal… although.. seeing how this human male treated the female.. He has whatever the shark has planned coming! Marvin didnt give the shark the satisfaction of a response. He raced towards the human male, bit him right on the behind, and ripped the shorts off! Marvin found it a bit funny to see the humans private bits exposed. He swam away, leaving the shark to do his end of the deal, got out of the water, and ran to meet his prize.

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